Southwest Offers Arabic Select® Upgrade: Speak Arabic Without Getting Kicked Off Plane

“Introducing our new premium offering. For just $45, upgrade to our exclusive Arabic Select® seats. Now you can fly with confidence knowing that your language choices won’t arouse suspicion that you’re a terrorist.” Southwest spokesperson, Jenny Haroldson, commented that the option highlighted Southwest’s commitment to ensuring that all customers have a pleasant flying experience — even if their language of choice makes white people uncomfortable…more: .nationalprofiler