Category: Jokes

Eid Mubarak

Eid Mubarak!

Taqabbal Allaahu minna wa mink

(May Allaah accept (this worship) from us and from you

Taqabbal Allaahu minna wa minkum wa ahaalahu Allaah ‘alayka

(May Allaah accept (this worship) from us and from you and may you live to see another Eid)

 

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The Good News

Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:”I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The…

Lie Detector !

`Abdullah ibn Mas`ud quoted Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) as saying,Maintain truthfulness, for truthfulness leads to righteousness, and righteousness leads to Heaven; A man continues to maintain truthfulness until he is recorded in Allah’s book…

George Bush Accidentally Votes For Obama

Former U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home. According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a…

Party Animals: Donkeys and Elephants

Thomas Nast political cartoons: from left, “A Live Jackass Kicking a Dead Lion” from Harper’s 1870 and “Third-Term Panic,” Harper’s, 1874. Any Republican would say a donkey is stupid and stubborn, but the Democratic Party sees merit in the humble,…

Bachmann: ‘We Must Ban Falafel’ in School Lunches

Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann courted controversy today by claiming that falafel and other “jihadi foods” should be banned from school lunches in the United States. In an interview with local television station KSTP in Minneapolis, Bachmann explained that after visiting…

:) Repaying a Debt

Aman was selling olives at the market and business was slow. He called to a woman who was passing by and tried to convince her to buy from him.   She shook her head and told him she didn’t have any money…

Video: Smile with Snow Car

How To Clear Snow From Your Car Here is an object lesson in how to clean the snow from your car.  A man leaves his house to find his car covered in snow. The man clears snow from the windows…

“Eat Bugs for $85?

Meal at Brooklyn Kitchen might bug you: caterpillars, mealworms and moth larvae are on the menu BY ELIZABETH LAZAROWITZ DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Tuesday, September 14th 2010, 4:00 A Most restaurants try to keep bugs out of the kitchen. One Brooklyn…