Category: Funny

George Bush Accidentally Votes For Obama

Former U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home. According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a…

ZeroN? (VIDEO)

People who saw the 1984 film 2010: The Year We Make Contact might remember a scene in which Roy Scheider, while describing the orientation of the spaceship that he’s aboard, picks up a pen and places it in mid-air in front of…

Bachmann: ‘We Must Ban Falafel’ in School Lunches

Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann courted controversy today by claiming that falafel and other “jihadi foods” should be banned from school lunches in the United States. In an interview with local television station KSTP in Minneapolis, Bachmann explained that after visiting…

Monkey Business

The Kayabukiya Tavern (居酒屋 かやぶき izakaya kayabuki?) is a traditional-style Japanese “sake-house” restaurant (izakaya) located in the city of Utsunomiya, north of Tokyo, Japan. The location attracted international attention in 2008 when the Western media reported the tavern and its…

Backmasking (Songs May Lead to Death)

Backwards messages Are bands corrupting young people by burying subliminal messages in music, audible only when played backwards? Many modern songs include lyrics that parents might not want their children to hear. As well as this obvious form of corruption,…

A HUNGRY thief scoffed a super-hot chilli pepper he stole — and collapsed in agony in the street. Marcus Banwell, 39, grabbed a handful of Scotch Bonnet chillis and stuffed one in his mouth as he fled. Moments later he…