Category: Funny

I’m So Sorry …New Beard Looks Great

Image result for I’m So Sorry to Report that Ted Cruz’s New Beard Looks Great…because beards are capable of facial trickery no contouring palette could hope to accomplish. (Likewise, Republicans like Sen. Lindsey Graham who mock women like Rep. Nancy Pelosi for getting plastic surgery should be just as ruthless with men who cover up weak chins with beards.) ….more:slate.com

Ukip proposes creation of Muslim-only prisons in interim manifesto

…Party leader Gerard Batten, who has previously described Islam as a “death cult”, said the policies were intended to “make Ukip a populist party in the real meaning of the word”. The document claimed segregation in prisons was needed because non-Muslim inmates were frequently forced to convert to Islam “for their own protection” from Muslims gangs behind bars…more:independent.co.uk