Category: Funny

Ukip proposes creation of Muslim-only prisons in interim manifesto

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…Party leader Gerard Batten, who has previously described Islam as a “death cult”, said the policies were intended to “make Ukip a populist party in the real meaning of the word”. The document claimed segregation in prisons was needed because non-Muslim inmates were frequently forced to convert to Islam “for their own protection” from Muslims gangs behind bars…more:independent.co.uk

Deers Invade Dutch Down and a Plan to Use Lion Manure to Scare Them off

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Image result for Dutch town overrun with deer plan to use lion manure to scare them offA DUTCH SEASIDE town overrun by fallow deer is mulling plans to diffuse the smell of lion manure to keep them at bay and stop them invading streets and parks.

Situated in the North Sea dunes just west of Amsterdam, Zandvoort has over the past decade been invaded by thousands of the boisterous bucks running down its roads and decimating residents’ gardens….MORE:  thejournal.ie

A Boston Woman Became A Millionaire Last Week For 10 Minutes

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Image result for A BOSTON WOMAN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE LAST WEEK FOR 10 MINUTESI’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a millionaire. I can only imagine what it would be like to walk onto a car lot and drive off in my dream car…after paying cash. Who hasn’t thought about living in a home straight out of a magazine…or taking a vacation, and sparing no expenses?
Well for ten minutes last week, I’m sure all of those thoughts and more went through a Boston woman’s head… more: wokq.com

Old/New: Ikaria Man,102(?) Dies 36 Years After Cancer Diagnosis

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moraitis stStamatis Moraitis, the dear “grandpa” of international media, who did not remember his exact age – 98 or 102- passed away, 36 years after doctors had diagnosed him with lung cancer. At the time, nine other doctors confirmed the diagnosis, and had given him nine months to live…..he returned to America to visit his doctors, as his health gradually improved, he found out that they had all died….more:  greekreporter

A Millennial Job Interview

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The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “There are two blessings which many people waste: health and free time.”

Sahih Bukhar