Category: Funny

TheGuardian: Donald Mohammed Trump

There’s a slight problem... Donald Mohammed Trump prepares for a rally.Trump and Chabuddy G from the TV show People Just Do Nothinghave a lot in common. Both of their heads have been colonised by dubious coiffures. Both are consumed by the rampant desire for a quick buck. Also they are both Asian. Or at least they are in the new short film Donald Mohammed Trump. Starring PJDN’s Asim Chaudhry, it’s a surreal satire that follows US politics’ favourite grabber of genitalia as he’s 20 minutes late to go onstage at a rally. …more:  theguardian

Try Not To Laugh!

The Prophet (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) said, “The example of a good companion in comparison with a bad one, is like that of the musk seller and the blacksmith’s bellows (or furnace); from the first you would either buy musk or enjoy its good smell while the bellows would either burn your clothes or your house, or you get a bad nasty smell thereof” [Bukhari].

These 100-Year-Old Colour Portraits Of New York Immigrants Reveal Incredible Outfits

 Amazing Digital colourisation shows off the most amazing clothes from around the world…
Here are just a handful of the 12 million men, women, and children who arrived at Ellis Island, New York, between 1892 and 1954 to start a new life in the USA, often dressed in their finest clothes. The portraits show immigrants wearing the national dress of their country of origin, including military uniforms from Albania, bonnets from the Netherlands, and clothing of Sámi people from the Arctic regions….more:

The son of a Chinese billionaire bought his dog eight iPhone 7s

Apple fans lined up across China last week to get their hands on the latest iPhone, while others tried to Coco the Alaskan malamute poses with her iPhone 7 handsets.smuggle handsets in from Hong Kong.

But one iPhone user didn’t have to worry: Coco the Alaskan malamute.
Coco’s owner Wang Sicong, son of Chinese billionaire Wang Jianlin (estimated worth $30 billion), bought her eight iPhone 7 handsets on the day of their release, according to photos posted on the dog’s verified…MORE: CNN

Seeking Escape From Home, Kansas Man Robs Bank, Goes Straight to Jail

A Kansas man robbed a bank last week in order to go to jail and avoid his wife, court documents showed.Lawrence John Ripple, 70, is shown in this Wyandotte County Detention Center in Kansas City, Kansas, U.S. released on September 7, 2016.  Courtesy Wyandotte County Detention Center/Handout via REUTERS

Lawrence John Ripple, 70, told his wife following a fight on Friday that “he’d rather be in jail than at home.”

After writing a note stating that he had a gun and wanted money, Ripple walked to a bank in Kansas City, Kansas, and handed it to the teller….MORE: www.reuters.com/